Welcome to the circus

A certain Eliot junior resident likes to juggle both balls and women.  Uh oh, sounds like a dangerous combination...

Thanks to the flowery informant.

Make love, not war

Our resident Russian pantless extraordinaire and his warcraft loving sidekick were seen awfully fanciful at dinner tonight.  They were dressed up fishing for dates.

Didn't he have a girlfriend?

Three's Company

Our resident Indian lover / Ghungroo dancer has her eye on a certain Crimson editor.  Word on the street is that said editor's Indian roommate has his eye on her.  Or maybe on both of them? 

Eliot Playboy Back in Action

Last weekend's revelry could not escape our resident Playboy. After we thought stories of his drunken sexcapades were long over, the Playboy surprised us with some dirty dirty in the shower. Watch out ladies, he's back!

Whodunnit?

Some serious sleuthing has unearthed the identity of the notorious Eliot Playgirl that so eluded our resident grammar cop. (Ok, I received an e-mail...) Know that you're not alone: other victims allegedly included the Termite King, Lady Pachamama, DJ Domus, Playboy's Protégé, among others. The culprits were a trio of senior C-entryway females -- the Cougar herself and her two brunette sidekicks a floor below.

UPDATE: It seems that the Eliot Playgirl has struck again...or at least someone pretending to be. An Eliot senior, let's call him Jexican, received a mystery love note Friday afternoon. Is love really in the air or is a fake cupid shooting blanks?