New season, new couple

GOSSIP ALERT!!!!

Eliot's resident brain, and former Hoco chair, is dating his long-term best friend - and we don't mean Combo! It's.. drumroll.... Pretty Princess!

Welcome to the circus

A certain Eliot junior resident likes to juggle both balls and women.  Uh oh, sounds like a dangerous combination...

Thanks to the flowery informant.

Make love, not war

Our resident Russian pantless extraordinaire and his warcraft loving sidekick were seen awfully fanciful at dinner tonight.  They were dressed up fishing for dates.

Didn't he have a girlfriend?

Three's Company

Our resident Indian lover / Ghungroo dancer has her eye on a certain Crimson editor.  Word on the street is that said editor's Indian roommate has his eye on her.  Or maybe on both of them? 

Eliot Playboy Back in Action

Last weekend's revelry could not escape our resident Playboy. After we thought stories of his drunken sexcapades were long over, the Playboy surprised us with some dirty dirty in the shower. Watch out ladies, he's back!

Whodunnit?

Some serious sleuthing has unearthed the identity of the notorious Eliot Playgirl that so eluded our resident grammar cop. (Ok, I received an e-mail...) Know that you're not alone: other victims allegedly included the Termite King, Lady Pachamama, DJ Domus, Playboy's Protégé, among others. The culprits were a trio of senior C-entryway females -- the Cougar herself and her two brunette sidekicks a floor below.

UPDATE: It seems that the Eliot Playgirl has struck again...or at least someone pretending to be. An Eliot senior, let's call him Jexican, received a mystery love note Friday afternoon. Is love really in the air or is a fake cupid shooting blanks?

Freaky Friday

Has the student become the master?  Eliot Playboy spent last weekend sober and alone... the same cannot be said of his new protégé, who was quoted by a tipster: "You have to start somewhere.  I was drunk as fuck."

Eliot Artois: Where Perfection Has Its Price...

A price of $315, more specifically. At least that's what a gaggle of Eliotites were willing to shell out for the illustrious Lino himself at last Thursday night's charity date auction.

ELxclusive

Rumor has it there's an invite-only penultimate club based out of N-entryway... tea anyone?

Cupid Strikes Eliot Lovebirds

Spotted: Playboy's protégé scoring a Valentine's Day date in matching red attire.  Tell us, are you hoping she'll B-Yours this VDay?  Here's hoping she says I do-arte...

West Africa Knows How to Party

Domus-dwellers were out in force this Friday the 13th for the fete de naissance of Eliot's very own Ghanaian cockpit resident. Rumor has it that Allston is still reeling from the chaos that rolled south down North Harvard St. last weekend.

Attention: All Eliot Gentlemen

This one may have been off the market for a short while earlier in the year, but fear not fair Eliot, she's back with a vengeance:


From: EM 
Date: Sat, Feb 14, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Subject: Re: [Eliot-list] Attn. EM
To: US 
Cc: Eliot-list@lists.hcs.harvard.edu


I think the machine knows I only talk to people in Eliot, considering how many Eliotites I got. And I'm sorry Sam and Laurence, my highest scorer was 100.56 compatible with me. I'll be holding office hours in the dining hall so that the various gentlemen of Eliot who have recently discovered that we're insanely compatible can come and interview for the top position.

;-)

Sam I Am

Update:

"Sam wants to be your Valentine."

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is music to my ears. In fact, I am convinced that he is specifically addressing me. Which is why I am going to make it official: Congratulations Sam, you are The EL Word's Valentine!

Resident Diva

A new recurring feature brought to you by EL. Check back periodically for more!

Q: Which domus-dweller's hot bod rivals that of a pre-Sean Preston Britney? Check out the diva-liciousness below and see if you can guess!

Mr. and Mrs. Challen?

I’ve heard of equality, but seriously guys? If you’re gonna do this, you have to go all the way! I am happy to congratulate Suzeoffrey Challen. I can't wait for the Challen chillens ;)

Indahouse

Time: 4am, Saturday night (... ...NOT! Sunday morning)
Location: Da Eliot stairwell
Status: Booyakasha! Eliot's dark-haired beauty surrounded by suitcases. Got the boot, or booty call? Respek.

Glacé or Blasé?

After his cameo at the Freshman Formal this weekend, you’d think there would be an indiscretion or two floating around. Dish the dirt, Domus – has our Playboy lost his play? Or has he traded in the Southern Comfort for Southern chivalry?

Thanks for the tip, Eliot!

Arm candy

Spotted: a new boy toy attached to the arm of one of Eliot’s lovely Ski Team ladies… all the time.

Raaaarrrrr

Spotted: A certain feminist cougar dining with her junior cub.


UPDATE:

Looks like the cougar's on the loose again. Watch out, sophomores! You might be next...

The L Word

From winter formaL to a scandaLous intersession. Looks Like there is a bLooming reLationship coming out in eLiot...

English delight

Spotted: Eliot's former token Brit, back from across the sea for a nostalgic visit to our fair domus.

A delicious secret...

Rumor has it that the Inferno has a secret menu (à la In-N-Out's secret menu). Mastadon Burgers, anyone?

To all those in the know: I'd sure like to find out what they're cooking up down there...

Sam I Am

Update:

Sam wants to be Inspector Gadget, but with sex appeal. Seriously, how cool would that be?

Cinema scandal

Sources say that some Eliot Juniors were steaming up the Golden Arm
post-finals. Shoes off, dancing sexily to...80's pop music?

The Name Game

Eliot's own Bolivian-Lebanese beauty has the hots for a certain soon to be graduating super senior. Problem is, that she doesn't know his name. Can anyone help?

Servery Seduction

Spotted: A certain "super(?)" junior lunching with a senior bachelorette. Now that her roommate is engaged, is she too trying to settle down? Whatever her motives, maybe she can teach him a few things ...

Left out in the cold?

Time: 12am
Location: Eliot courtyard
Status: Alone and in the cold. Igloo under construction...

Time: 1am
Location: Igloo
Status: Unclear. But here's a little piece of advice: there is nothing like a late-night rendezvous to warm up a cold igloo...

Hang in there, Lonely Boy. Winter doesn't last forever ;)

Rumor has it...

...that a party-loving tutor also harbors love for a certain gentleman's magazine.  Can you guess who?

Brain crush

Spotted: Eliot's own Belgian Belle at Berryline with a male escort.  Was she chatting with a TF about an exam, or melting away some fro-yo with a new suitor?  Maybe both.

Thanks for the tip, Domus!

Finally legal

Spotted: a couple of Eliot juniors ringing in their 21st with one of our brand new HoCo chairs late last night. Don't party too hard, ladies! I'm sure there's enough of Slayoub to go around ;)

Love is in the air?

Sorry, ladies. It looks like your favorite Irish GZ senior may not be so single anymore...

A new player enters The Game

Sources say that the notorious Playboy has taken on a new protege. Any takers for this horny (and ill-advised) sophomore?

Sexy Scruff or Blockie Beasts?

A senior boys blocking group is conducting a facial hair competition.  General consensus: lose the beards.

Sam I Am

Update:

"Sam wants to go to real prom and get laid for real."

Snow bunnies

In typical form, an Eliot senior - let's just call her Blon-D - showed up at the courtyard snow ball fight in a neon ski suit. Was it strategically unzipped, or could the Eliot Playboy not keep his hands to himself?