Some serious sleuthing has unearthed the identity of the notorious Eliot Playgirl that so eluded our resident grammar cop. (Ok, I received an e-mail...) Know that you're not alone: other victims allegedly included the Termite King, Lady Pachamama, DJ Domus, Playboy's Protégé, among others. The culprits were a trio of senior C-entryway females -- the Cougar herself and her two brunette sidekicks a floor below.
UPDATE: It seems that the Eliot Playgirl has struck again...or at least someone pretending to be. An Eliot senior, let's call him Jexican, received a mystery love note Friday afternoon. Is love really in the air or is a fake cupid shooting blanks?
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