Freaky Friday

Has the student become the master?  Eliot Playboy spent last weekend sober and alone... the same cannot be said of his new protégé, who was quoted by a tipster: "You have to start somewhere.  I was drunk as fuck."

Eliot Artois: Where Perfection Has Its Price...

A price of $315, more specifically. At least that's what a gaggle of Eliotites were willing to shell out for the illustrious Lino himself at last Thursday night's charity date auction.

ELxclusive

Rumor has it there's an invite-only penultimate club based out of N-entryway... tea anyone?

Cupid Strikes Eliot Lovebirds

Spotted: Playboy's protégé scoring a Valentine's Day date in matching red attire.  Tell us, are you hoping she'll B-Yours this VDay?  Here's hoping she says I do-arte...

West Africa Knows How to Party

Domus-dwellers were out in force this Friday the 13th for the fete de naissance of Eliot's very own Ghanaian cockpit resident. Rumor has it that Allston is still reeling from the chaos that rolled south down North Harvard St. last weekend.

Attention: All Eliot Gentlemen

This one may have been off the market for a short while earlier in the year, but fear not fair Eliot, she's back with a vengeance:


From: EM 
Date: Sat, Feb 14, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Subject: Re: [Eliot-list] Attn. EM
To: US 
Cc: Eliot-list@lists.hcs.harvard.edu


I think the machine knows I only talk to people in Eliot, considering how many Eliotites I got. And I'm sorry Sam and Laurence, my highest scorer was 100.56 compatible with me. I'll be holding office hours in the dining hall so that the various gentlemen of Eliot who have recently discovered that we're insanely compatible can come and interview for the top position.

;-)

Sam I Am

Update:

"Sam wants to be your Valentine."

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is music to my ears. In fact, I am convinced that he is specifically addressing me. Which is why I am going to make it official: Congratulations Sam, you are The EL Word's Valentine!

Resident Diva

A new recurring feature brought to you by EL. Check back periodically for more!

Q: Which domus-dweller's hot bod rivals that of a pre-Sean Preston Britney? Check out the diva-liciousness below and see if you can guess!

Mr. and Mrs. Challen?

I’ve heard of equality, but seriously guys? If you’re gonna do this, you have to go all the way! I am happy to congratulate Suzeoffrey Challen. I can't wait for the Challen chillens ;)

Indahouse

Time: 4am, Saturday night (... ...NOT! Sunday morning)
Location: Da Eliot stairwell
Status: Booyakasha! Eliot's dark-haired beauty surrounded by suitcases. Got the boot, or booty call? Respek.

Glacé or Blasé?

After his cameo at the Freshman Formal this weekend, you’d think there would be an indiscretion or two floating around. Dish the dirt, Domus – has our Playboy lost his play? Or has he traded in the Southern Comfort for Southern chivalry?

Thanks for the tip, Eliot!

Arm candy

Spotted: a new boy toy attached to the arm of one of Eliot’s lovely Ski Team ladies… all the time.

Raaaarrrrr

Spotted: A certain feminist cougar dining with her junior cub.


UPDATE:

Looks like the cougar's on the loose again. Watch out, sophomores! You might be next...

The L Word

From winter formaL to a scandaLous intersession. Looks Like there is a bLooming reLationship coming out in eLiot...